Archive for July 2008

Food

A feast fit for a King

A Fish Story

A healthy diet requires lots of greens.

A kid’s idea of a balanced meal is a hamburger in each hand.

A Sittin’ and A Slurpin’ and A Spittin’ and A Thinkin’ (watermelon)

A spot of tea

A Sushi Situation

Always in good taste

Amazing! You can hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!!

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Anytime Is Cookie Time

Apple Of My Eye

Apple, Peaches Pumpkin Pie, Who’s Not Ready Holler I!

Are you buttering me up??

Back To The Same Old “Rind”

Batter Up

Before and After

Berry Bunch

Berry Sweet

Big Cheese

Bite Off More Then You Can Chew?

Blue plate special

Bottomless Pit

Bowl of Fun

Breakfast Of Champions

Bring home the bacon.

Bushels Of Fun

C Is For Cookie

Calories Don’t Count When Your On Vacation

Candy Kisses

Chef’s Inspiration

Coffee Break

Comfort Food

Cooking Up A Storm

Cookout

Corn In The USA

Couch Potato / Mashed Couch Potato

Cut the mustard

Cute enough to kiss

Cutie Pie

Dinner Choices: 1) Take It, 2) Leave It, 3) Fix it yourself BUT be sure to clean up your mess

Dinner time just got more interesting.

Do The Mashed Potato

Do you eat to live or live to eat??

Does wine count as a serving of fruit?

Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk

Easy as Pie

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

Eat It? I Can’t Even Pronounce It

Everything tastes better over an open fire.

Feel the burn – loose consciousness.

Finger Lickin’ Good

Flour Power

Food & Friends… Life is Good

Food Fight

Food Fight And Mommy Lost

Food Frenzy

Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as: chocolate, brandy, and Sara Lee Cheese Cake.

Give us this day our daily bread

Good cooks never lack friends.

Good Mood Food

Got Milk?

Guess who’s coming to dinner?

Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt.

Have It Your Way

Here’s The Dish

Here’s The Scoop

Hey Kool-Aid!

High Tea

Hugs & Kisses

I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan … but I’d rather just go out!!

I can deal with anything as long as I have Chocolate.

I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

I don’t care what you call me. Just don’t call me late for dinner.

I eat from all the basic junk food groups: chips, chocolate, and ice cream.

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill

I gave up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice cream!

I Scream, You Scream… (We All Scream For Ice Cream)

I will start running when you show me a runner who is smiling.

I’d give up chocolate, but I’m NO QUITTER!!!

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is that a balanced diet?

If I have to count the calories in a whole cookie – all the crumbs must be FREE!!

If life deals you lemons – make lemonade.

If life gives you tomatoes then make some sauce and get the pasta!

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits

If no one sees you eat it – it has no calories.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar – they cancel each other out.

If you fatten up everyone around you then you look thinner.

If You Knew Sushi…

I’ll eat anything as long as it’s covered in cheese or chocolate.

I’m not a short-order cook.

I’m on a see food diet – I see food and I eat it.

I’m so rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet.

I’m Sweet On You

I’m the member of the “clean your plate” club!

In a SPLIT second it will be gone!

In The Raw

Instant Human — just add coffee

It’s a piece of cake

It’s Chow Time

Just A Little Bit Corny

Just Peachy

King of the Grill and Queen of the Kitchen

Kiss-able Kids

Kitchen Helper

Kool-Aids Here

Let’s Roll

Life Is Like A Bowl Of Cherries

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

Loafin’ Time

Make mine Chocolate!!!

Mama Mia, That’s A Spicy Meatball

Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands

Milk, It Does A Baby Good

M’m! M’m! Good

Movie related foods don’t count because they simply part of the movie experience – the entertainment factor.

No pain No gain

Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen

Nothing Is Sweeter Than You

Now tell me how to get rid of this goo.

One In A Melon

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds.

Peas In A Pod

Pieces of cookies contain no calories. The process of breaking up whole cookies into pieces causes the calories to leak out.

Popsicle Paradise

Popsicle Smiles

Proof is in the putting

Raw Passion

Rock-A-Bye Baby

Same Old Rind

Sandwich Artist

Scrumdillitelyumpschous

Sittin’ Pretty

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know, sometimes I’m so busy I just forget to eat.”

Snack Time

Something’s Fishy Around Here

Something’s Sushi Around Here

Soup Is Good Food

Strawberry Fields Forever

Stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS!

Sugar And Spice

Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch

Summer Sweets

Sushi Savvy

Sweet As Cotton Candy

Sweet Pea

Sweet Smiles

Sweet to eat and lots of fun too.

Sweetie Pie

Sweets for the sweet

Table It

Taking The Bait (Sushi)

Tea and Crumpets

Tea For Two

Tea Time

The breakfast of champions

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight — by then your body and your fat have become very good friends.

The pick of the crop.

The Sweet Fruits Of Summer

The Uncola

This Eating Stuff Is HARD Work

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.

Thrilling Grilling

Through thick or thin

Too Corny

Trix Is For Kids

Two Peas in a Pod

Two Scoops

Vegging Out

We Be Sushi Now

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

When eating with someone else, cut your calories in half.

When I’m stressed I surround my self with all my comfort foods…and then I feel a little better.

Where there is food, there’s a way.

Where’s The Beef?

You “Bake” Me Happy

You Bowl Me Over

You sweeten my life.

Your One In A Melon

Yum Yum

Yum Yum Eat it up

Yummy Watermelon

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I’ve Got Veggies In My Tummy

Paper Mache Paste

A classic craft recipe that has stood the test of time.

  • 1 cup room temperature water
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 5 cups boiling water

Mix the flour into the room temperature water and stir until smooth.

Pour the mixture into the boiling water and continue to stir for a few minutes while the mixture gently boils.

After a few minutes, remove for heat and let cool.

Dip strips of newsprint into the paper mache mixture and create your projects.